Your daily digest of life aboard the Intergalactic Space Station
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Captain Sarah Chen successfully taught the station's AI to play jazz on the space piano today. The resulting melody was described as "otherworldly" by crew members, though that might be because they're literally not on Earth.
The zero-gravity garden produced its first batch of floating tomatoes! Dr. Rodriguez reports they taste exactly like regular tomatoes, but watching them bounce around the dining area has significantly improved crew morale.
Tomatoes exhibit quantum tunneling behavior when observed through the salad spinner.